Nerd jokes. You’re all smart people, so you’ll get these.
1) Heisenberg and Schrödinger are riding in a
car together. Heisenberg is driving, and all of a sudden they heard a loud thump. Schrödinger says, “Hey, did we
just kill a cat?” and Heisenberg replies, “I dunno.”
2) A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?”
The bartender looks at him and says, “For you, no charge.”
An ion is walking down the street with an atom. Suddenly, he stops and says to an atom, “I think I lost
The atom replies, “Really?”
The ion responds, “Yeah, I’m
I’ll leave you to contemplate those while I prepare for 24.